Bill Gates is the anti-Christ

Just once this week I would like to get to work and turn on my computer WITHOUT IT CRASHING!!!!! The damn thing has crashed every day this week, so far. I cannot figure out what is wrong with it. My only saving grace is Go Back, which can revert my hard drive. I wonder what Bill Gates would do if he knew his programs make me want to gouge my eyes out. Probably nothing. Dammit!