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i feel like poo.

i hope it's merely an ass-kicking case of allergies and not a head-cold. i've been told the ragweed count is high. never have i felt this awful, however, as the result of mold, pollen, or other various airborne spores.

my father was kind enough to offer the following consolation:
Dad: "you know, Heidi, symptoms of dehydration often mimic those of head-colds."
Me: "really?"
Dad: "yeah, and you know, dehydration is often caused by excessive drinking."
Me: "oh, i never do that."