Yesterday was one of those days where I never should have gotten out of bed.
On top of all the ridiculous bullshit happening, at one point I was down in the kitchen getting something out of the fridge when I sneezed, and as my head came down, BAM! I smacked it right into the corner of the doorframe. Hard. So now, the door frame is dented (yes, actually dented), my head has a goose egg the size of Jacob's Field, and there's been a shooting pain down the right side of my neck ever since.